Thirty nine million two hundred and forty six thousand years before our story takes place, plate teutonics wiped out the last vestiges of their off planet civilization.   No one knew about a  planet called earth, or the civilization that spawned their species and sent them on great ships out into cold, black space.  They destroyed their original host planet, leaving their once green and blue eden black and brown, as dead as the sterile vaccum of space that replaced the sweet ...

I think my position on Hamster Hair should be clear by now.  This fashion statement slows them down and I will not have that!!  Not in my army.  The problem is that afterwards they look kind of scrawny and pathetic.  A bitchin' tan really helps.  They say that if you look better, you feel better, so it probably applies to Hamsters, too.  So, of course, I have added tanning to their training schedules. Today I lectured the new troops for two hours on how to do max...

I think my position on Hamster Hair should be clear by now.  This fashion statement slows them down and I will not have that!!  Not in my army.  The problem is that afterwards they look kind of scrawny and pathetic.  A bitchin' tan really helps.  They say that if you look better, you feel better, so it probably applies to Hamsters, too.  So, of course, I have added tanning to their training schedules. Today I lectured the new troops for two hours on how to do max...

IRAQ WEDDING PICTURE....   WE RETURN FROM OUR WORLD WIDE WARS...  ENRAGED WARRIORS STAND OUTSIDE OF ROME AND BANG OUR war DRUMS AND SCREAM OUR GUITARS UNTIL WE ARE GIVEN LAND AND RESPECT... THE GOLD OF THE CHURCHES we WILL NOT FORGIVE THE CLERGY for molesting our children while WE fought your WARs JESUS TOLD me HE WANTS you TO MELT THOSE FUCKING CRUCIFIXES AND FEED THE POOR!!@! WHAT THE HELL EVER MADE you THINK HE WANTS TO SEE THE PLACE OF HIS PAIN ...