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June 4, 2009 by spiritwhotalks
I am back... sorry for the absence.  I bou7ght a new computer last week, and cgot me a little  cricket modum so Ican reach the net anywhate in Chicago.

 

The last time I was in here, I was still working on the Peace and Piperdreams show.  I Hope you all got to listen a few times.  We did six hours a week, a combination of co9medi improv (based on skits we came up with before hand, kind of playing with  a net of a few ideas, then taking it from there).   I...
June 22, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
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June 22, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
THIS ONE WAS TAKEN OUT...
June 22, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
The plight of disposable Butt monkeys should be a call to arms for anyone who likes animals. Why I am the only one who seems to be objecting to this trend? Could larger forces be at work? Surely, but that is not my concern. What is my concern is my solemn vow to help you elf shits make sound purchases on anal related products.

Unless you have been living in a cave on pcp for the last two years, you have heard of or seen or read about the highly successful commercials with one of those rich ol...
June 22, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
The plight of disposable Butt monkeys should be a call to arms for anyone who likes animals. Why I am the only one who seems to be objecting to this trend? Could larger forces be at work? Surely, but that is not my concern. What is my concern is my solemn vow to help you elf shits make sound purchases on anal related products.

Unless you have been living in a cave on pcp for the last two years, you have heard of or seen or read about the highly successful commercials with one of those rich ol...
June 22, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
SHE
Always dressed in faded black jeans with the knees torn out and sleeveless T-shirts emblazoned across the chest with the logos of famous rock bands (who inevitably, mother said, seemed to have the word ‘death’ in their names). Basically, She was a good girl, who did all of the things that good little girls in her land did. Like worrying about problem-things.

Indeed, on the day that our story takes place, She was very embroiled in a problem-thing. She had just come from a lect...
April 30, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
 

 
Senator John, Chipmunk Cheeks, McCain has finally admitted that he keeps large quantities of food in his extended cheeks.    Telling this reporter, "It all started when I was in Nam, laying there in a hundred and twenty degrees of hell, feeling rats eating my goddamn dick... and just being too tired to do anything about it... well, didn't mean to talk about that.  You publish that shit and I will have you dead by morning.  Now, anyways, for the record.....
April 30, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
 

 
Senator John, Chipmunk Cheeks, McCain has finally admitted that he keeps large quantities of food in his extended cheeks.    Telling this reporter, "It all started when I was in Nam, laying there in a hundred and twenty degrees of hell, feeling rats eating my goddamn dick... and just being too tired to do anything about it... well, didn't mean to talk about that.  You publish that shit and I will have you dead by morning.  Now, anyways, for the record.....
April 30, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
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April 30, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
You are truly alone
when you are a godling among men
THERE is no one on this planet who can understand this becoming
the rending of flesh and thought
this emergence from the quagmires of humanity into the light


How am I to contain these visions?
The flesh wants to run from the truth
OH, God... some days it feels
as if my legs will buckle from the effort
of getting out of bed in the morning
my thoughts are steel heavy hardened forged in the fire of God
the weight is more than I e...
April 29, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
A SUIT OF LIVING HAMSTERS homeby jsr

13/08/06
12:21 AM









I went to M. this morning with my idea to spend the rent money on a suit of living hamsters, trained to kill;   told her, "Look, next time someone tries to force me into a van, and kidnap me, they will be grabbing a rabid hamster hell bent on biting."  I pointed at my stick drawings showing a man holding a gun on me as a  hamster bites off the offending arm (this is an exaggeration -- it ...
April 29, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
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April 29, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
No matter what the naysayer, M., thinks.

I know that by having all these hamsters in my head, doing all the dark deeds that need to reluctantly be done to insure my future as a God like the Egyptian Pharaohs,  I AM PREPARING   the fiercest and most cuddly killing force the Chicago metropolitan area has ever seen. 

Having all these hamsters in my head makes it possible for me to quickly train new recruits specifically for the jobs that my Mind Hamsters are doing.  I...
April 29, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
No matter what the naysayer, M., thinks.

I know that by having all these hamsters in my head, doing all the dark deeds that need to reluctantly be done to insure my future as a God like the Egyptian Pharaohs,  I AM PREPARING   the fiercest and most cuddly killing force the Chicago metropolitan area has ever seen. 

Having all these hamsters in my head makes it possible for me to quickly train new recruits specifically for the jobs that my Mind Hamsters are doing.  I...
April 29, 2008 by spiritwhotalks
CAPTAIN FACTOR X


u sit at your computer
recently knighted
at the center of a vortex
of groceries, socialization, physicians, teachers
cops and cunt and cock and revolution and redemption
ready to poke your little head in all over

a reluctant revolutionary
aware the sewer system goes down and millions die


a buffalo soldier
in the war for america*


in your medicine bag:
as much tv as humanly possible
comics books concerts doobies dogs cd's dvd's dj's and cats  mothe...