Senator John, Chipmunk Cheeks, McCain has finally admitted that he keeps large quantities of food in his extended cheeks.    Telling this reporter, "It all started when I was in Nam, laying there in a hundred and twenty degrees of hell, feeling rats eating my goddamn dick... and just being too tired to do anything about it... well, didn't mean to talk about that.  You publish that shit and I will have you dead by morning.  Now, anyways, for the record.....

You are truly alone
when you are a godling among men
THERE is no one on this planet who can understand this becoming
the rending of flesh and thought
this emergence from the quagmires of humanity into the light


How am I to contain these visions?
The flesh wants to run from the truth
OH, God... some days it feels
as if my legs will buckle from the effort
of getting out of bed in the morning
my thoughts are steel heavy hardened forged in the fire of God
the weight is more than I e...

A SUIT OF LIVING HAMSTERS homeby jsr

13/08/06
12:21 AM









I went to M. this morning with my idea to spend the rent money on a suit of living hamsters, trained to kill;   told her, "Look, next time someone tries to force me into a van, and kidnap me, they will be grabbing a rabid hamster hell bent on biting."  I pointed at my stick drawings showing a man holding a gun on me as a  hamster bites off the offending arm (this is an exaggeration -- it ...

No matter what the naysayer, M., thinks.

I know that by having all these hamsters in my head, doing all the dark deeds that need to reluctantly be done to insure my future as a God like the Egyptian Pharaohs,  I AM PREPARING   the fiercest and most cuddly killing force the Chicago metropolitan area has ever seen. 

Having all these hamsters in my head makes it possible for me to quickly train new recruits specifically for the jobs that my Mind Hamsters are doing.  I...

CAPTAIN FACTOR X


u sit at your computer
recently knighted
at the center of a vortex
of groceries, socialization, physicians, teachers
cops and cunt and cock and revolution and redemption
ready to poke your little head in all over

a reluctant revolutionary
aware the sewer system goes down and millions die


a buffalo soldier
in the war for america*


in your medicine bag:
as much tv as humanly possible
comics books concerts doobies dogs cd's dvd's dj's and cats  mothe...

Thirty nine million two hundred and forty six thousand years before our story takes place, plate teutonics wiped out the last vestiges of their off planet civilization.   No one knew about a  planet called earth, or the civilization that spawned their species and sent them on great ships out into cold, black space.  They destroyed their original host planet, leaving their once green and blue eden black and brown, as dead as the sterile vaccum of space that replaced the sweet ...

I think my position on Hamster Hair should be clear by now.  This fashion statement slows them down and I will not have that!!  Not in my army.  The problem is that afterwards they look kind of scrawny and pathetic.  A bitchin' tan really helps.  They say that if you look better, you feel better, so it probably applies to Hamsters, too.  So, of course, I have added tanning to their training schedules.

Today I lectured the new troops for two hours on how to do max...

IRAQ WEDDING PICTURE....



 

WE RETURN FROM OUR WORLD WIDE WARS... 
ENRAGED WARRIORS
STAND OUTSIDE OF ROME
AND BANG OUR war DRUMS AND SCREAM OUR GUITARS
UNTIL WE ARE GIVEN
LAND AND RESPECT...
THE GOLD OF THE CHURCHES
we WILL NOT FORGIVE THE CLERGY
for molesting our children
while WE fought your WARs


JESUS TOLD me
HE WANTS you TO MELT THOSE FUCKING
CRUCIFIXES AND FEED THE POOR!!@!
WHAT THE HELL EVER MADE you THINK
HE WANTS TO SEE THE PLACE
OF HIS PAIN ...