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The problem now is that we so seldom have sex that I am almost unsure of how to approach her.  She is very attracted to me...  yet,  I find myself more attracted to ot...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315917http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315917Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315911http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315911http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315911Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315906
Unless you have been living in a cave on pcp for the last two years, you have heard of or seen or read about the highly successful commercials with one of those rich ol...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315906http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315906Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315900Always dressed in faded black jeans with the knees torn out and sleeveless T-shirts emblazoned across the chest with the logos of famous rock bands (who inevitably, mother said, seemed to have the word ‘death’ in their names). Basically, She was a good girl, who did all of the things that good little girls in her land did. Like worrying about problem-things.

Indeed, on the day that our story takes place, She was very embroiled in a problem-thing. She had just come from a lect...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315900http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/315900Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310245
 
Senator John, Chipmunk Cheeks, McCain has finally admitted that he keeps large quantities of food in his extended cheeks.    Telling this reporter, "It all started when I was in Nam, laying there in a hundred and twenty degrees of hell, feeling rats eating my goddamn dick... and just being too tired to do anything about it... well, didn't mean to talk about that.  You publish that shit and I will have you dead by morning.  Now, anyways, for the record.....]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310245http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310245Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310240
Scruffed up cowpokes take a night off from a trail ride out of Texas, pushing four hundred and thirty seven head of long horns up to a stock yard outside of Kansas City.  They ride their sore asses into a small town a couple miles away from the herd, tie up their horses outside the only bar.    They find a few empty seats inside and survey the scene in the mirror hanging behind the bar.  Six round wooden tables stained and chipped and carved up as all hell, set...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310240http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310240Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310226when you are a godling among men
THERE is no one on this planet who can understand this becoming
the rending of flesh and thought
this emergence from the quagmires of humanity into the light


How am I to contain these visions?
The flesh wants to run from the truth
OH, God... some days it feels
as if my legs will buckle from the effort
of getting out of bed in the morning
my thoughts are steel heavy hardened forged in the fire of God
the weight is more than I e...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310226http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310226Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310184
13/08/06
12:21 AM









I went to M. this morning with my idea to spend the rent money on a suit of living hamsters, trained to kill;   told her, "Look, next time someone tries to force me into a van, and kidnap me, they will be grabbing a rabid hamster hell bent on biting."  I pointed at my stick drawings showing a man holding a gun on me as a  hamster bites off the offending arm (this is an exaggeration -- it ...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310184http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310184Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310176
we are at war

we must not forget this sacred vow to our blood
not for one fucking second!!!!]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310176http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310176Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310135
I know that by having all these hamsters in my head, doing all the dark deeds that need to reluctantly be done to insure my future as a God like the Egyptian Pharaohs,  I AM PREPARING   the fiercest and most cuddly killing force the Chicago metropolitan area has ever seen. 

Having all these hamsters in my head makes it possible for me to quickly train new recruits specifically for the jobs that my Mind Hamsters are doing.  I...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310135http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310135Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310134

u sit at your computer
recently knighted
at the center of a vortex
of groceries, socialization, physicians, teachers
cops and cunt and cock and revolution and redemption
ready to poke your little head in all over

a reluctant revolutionary
aware the sewer system goes down and millions die


a buffalo soldier
in the war for america*


in your medicine bag:
as much tv as humanly possible
comics books concerts doobies dogs cd's dvd's dj's and cats  mothe...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310134http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310134Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310000http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310000http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/310000Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/309998
Today I lectured the new troops for two hours on how to do max...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/309998http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/309998Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49spiritwhotalkshttp://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/309992


 

WE RETURN FROM OUR WORLD WIDE WARS... 
ENRAGED WARRIORS
STAND OUTSIDE OF ROME
AND BANG OUR war DRUMS AND SCREAM OUR GUITARS
UNTIL WE ARE GIVEN
LAND AND RESPECT...
THE GOLD OF THE CHURCHES
we WILL NOT FORGIVE THE CLERGY
for molesting our children
while WE fought your WARs


JESUS TOLD me
HE WANTS you TO MELT THOSE FUCKING
CRUCIFIXES AND FEED THE POOR!!@!
WHAT THE HELL EVER MADE you THINK
HE WANTS TO SEE THE PLACE
OF HIS PAIN ...]]>http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/309992http://thespiritwhotalks.joeuser.com/article/309992Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:49 -04002008-07-05T00:52:49